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PostSubject: Turkey roll   Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:05 am

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," you don't understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"

"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -
'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"

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PostSubject: Re: Turkey roll   Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:23 pm

lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Turkey roll   Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:05 pm

nice one lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Turkey roll   Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:57 pm

aha lolz
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