An obese blonde with unhealthy overweight, went to Doctor.
Her doctor put her on a diet with strict advise. " I want you to eat
regularly for two days and then skip a day. I want you to repeat this
procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Wow, this is amazing!" the doctor said, "So you did follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded yes. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop
dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" The Doctor asked.
"No, from skipping", The Blonde explained
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us!!!