There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home.
Your mother has a minor disagreement with her (or your dad's) sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".
You hide everything from your parents.
Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
Everyone is a family friend.
Everyone always called you for help on homework.
You read law, medicine or engineering at university.
You were thick (i.e. stupid) so you studied accounting or business instead.
You know no one who has studied music.
You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.
Your best friend got married at the age of 16.
You only make telephone calls after 6pm (discounts) or after 9 p.m.
You like the meat well done.
You eat onions with everything.
You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You say you hate Indian films(/songs) but secretly watch(/hear) them with your parents.
You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.
You order Indian food in your own language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.
You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.
You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.
You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight.
You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of...the royal family.
You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
Your Dad drives a GM.
You're rich so he drives a Mercedes.
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us!!!