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PostSubject: Short Sunday Jokes   Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:30 pm

Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
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"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there
Is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir Chad ke bolegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
Wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
Speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut
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PostSubject: Re: Short Sunday Jokes   Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:26 pm

lol! I like "'The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
Speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut'" lol! lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Short Sunday Jokes   Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:09 pm

thts true lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Short Sunday Jokes   Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:45 am

no its not...it says tht women always open their mouth....I won't agree with it Evil or Very Mad

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PostSubject: Re: Short Sunday Jokes   Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:46 am

women always open their mouth n they always chat n they never shut their mouth lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Short Sunday Jokes   Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:20 am

lol! I thnk tht's becoz u guys like to hear wt they talk!

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PostSubject: Re: Short Sunday Jokes   Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:25 am

lol! theesha we realy don't like wat women talk abt becuz all u gals talk abt other gals do tht n this etc Razz so we don't like to hear wat gals talk most of da time lol!
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