1.What fish catches a mouse?
1.A cat fish
2.There once was a father and his son. First, the son asked his father, "Dad, is god black or white?" the father answered, "both." The second time, the son asked, "Dad, is god a man or a women?" His father replied, "both." The last time, the son asked his father, "Dad, is god Micheal Jackson?"
3.What's the longest word in the world?
3.It's "Smiles" because there's a mile between the word.
4.Marry's father has 5 daughters, Neena, Teena, Leena, and Deena, what's the name of his 5th daughter?
4.It's Marry (look at the first words of the question)
5.What's something that when u name u brake?
6.What's something that when it eats it grows, when it drinks, it gets smaller?
7. Once, Micheal Jackson and his wife were in the birth room. His wife had just born a baby. Then, MJ asked the doctor, "Doctor, how long should we wait till we have sex?" Then, the doctor replied, "I would wait till his at least 14 ." ( Do you get it? the doctor thought that MJ was asking about his son, not his wife. lol )
This is my own joke:
8.There were two women. The first one asked the other, "If you'd choose a person that opens your heart, who would that be?" The other women said, "duh......I'd choose a surgeon, who else?"
(The Funny Things to Say):
1.I like ur eyes and ur smile...damn I'm good at telling lies!
2.You're unique...just like everyone else
3.Everybody has the right to be stupid, but ur braking the rules!
4.Keep earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
5.Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
6.Be cool...don't go to school
7.The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
8.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
9.Don't steel, the government hates competition
10.Yo mama's so stupid, she stole free bread
11.Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can see into the future
After you read all of these jokes, please tell me what u thought of them. I'd REALLY appreciate that a lot.