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PostSubject: Husband & Wife!!!   Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:55 am

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The
following exchange takes place....

The man says: "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail
light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your
seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt." Man turns to his
wife and yells: "Shut your mouth, woman!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk
to you this way all the time?"
Wife says: "No, only when he's drunk."

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PostSubject: Re: Husband & Wife!!!   Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:08 am

lol! lol! lol!
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