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PostSubject: "After Marriage" Jokes   Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:02 pm

o Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.



o It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


o A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest.
A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise.
A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.


o If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day






o Why do Bride & Groom exchange GARLAND during wedding? To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead!



o Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman


o There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it



o Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.



o Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.



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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:31 pm

If marriage is made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage


During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.


Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............


January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!


When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!



I wrote ur name on the sand .............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name on air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK


The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"


LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers


ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best


True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend .50/- Buy a pillow
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:37 am

ena ithu..ena ithu Basker? apdi enna vearupu!! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:32 am

Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:10 pm

Quote :
I wrote ur name on the sand .............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name on air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK

dis s ma fav one!


@ baskar y r u crying? anything wrong?
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:10 pm

lol! akka y sud i cry?
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:24 pm

ada pavi, ukanthu aluthitu ipa ondume nadakatha mathiri act panurai!! athu sari y did u cry?

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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:54 am

illadi theesha ni enna kedudai enna apodi verppu endu athu than aluthan Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:58 am

athuku ni ala kudathu, answer panni irukanum!!!ok ni now answer panu?

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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:54 pm

verppu ondum illa ni elluthinatha morning ellupina undan padichana enna koduma ithu ipodi morning kelvi start akiduthu endu aluthan thts all nothink else lol!
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:56 pm

baskar bro.... epadi ungelala mudiyuthu... ipadi jokes vidhuringa... Very Happy
gud gud... Good Job
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:17 pm

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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:58 am

@Manu: enna manu ni enavo Baskar time spend pani jokes avanda kalimann brain la thnk pani eluhtina mathiri solli irukai? ithu elam porukinathu than lol!

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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:07 am

adiey nan prukinatha ni pathiya Razz ?
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:34 am

unaku ivlo brain ila enru enaku nalla therium, so ninka enkayavathu suttu irupai Razz

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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:57 pm

theesha sollava illa athu eppodi gun vaich suttu joke eduka mudijum? Razz en ni appodi than saijuraniyo? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:56 pm

@ theesha... hahaha.... nan ma bro jokes vasipan... avanuku time spend pani vasipan... Joke thane maa.. so athula enna irukku... ma bros joke epavum nalla than irukkum.... huhu... support panurana..?? hahaha irukkum irukkum... venam theesha ma bro-va thidatha...!!
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:34 pm

appodi solludi sis thanks
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:38 pm

Very Happy:D ya ya... ellam neram...!! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:32 am

@Manu: ni ena sambanthame ilama kathaikurai! nan unai support pana vendam endu onrum solaliye..ni enathuku thevai ilama sound vidurai?

@Baskar: enna Baskar, unkaku nakala pesurathu endu ninaipa? but enaku than siripu varela.. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:44 am

@ theesha... LOL... pinna... nameluku apo apo sound varum pohum... athu ellam nee kandhukaatha... evano oruthan oru heroin theduranam... so koncham nadichu paathan... sari vaarutha endhu Razz:P nee ellam ithu ellam kandukaatha.... endhalum nee endha annavae nakkel adika kudathu... Very Happy pavam ello... noku pavam paakura irukkam irukku ellloo...??? achai pullai ello...
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:47 am

no no nan pavam ellam paka maten...yaru epdi pona enaku enna? Razz

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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:48 pm

@theesha... ahha... enna manasu ungeluku.... ungeluku irukkira manasu yarukum irukka.... kadasila adi vaangama irunthal okk Razz
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:58 pm

enna periya manasu theesha uku Razz
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PostSubject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes   Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:23 am

enai romba pukalathinka...romba shy ah irukuthu Very Happy romba thx lol!

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