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PostSubject: Men vs. Women   Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:55 am

What is the difference between men and women?


1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


3. A man will pay 2 for a 1 item he wants. A woman will pay 1 for a 2 item that she doesn't want.



4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.


6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!


9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.





Discoveries


Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.



Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.



Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.



Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.



Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.



Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered
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PostSubject: Re: Men vs. Women   Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:25 pm

very nice Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Men vs. Women   Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:23 pm

real nice man
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PostSubject: Re: Men vs. Women   Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:52 pm

aha ama ela tapum women tane.. adada seira ellam seidutu, women la tapu podura men da valakam pola lol!
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