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PostSubject: Tamil Kadi jokes   Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:33 am

Manaivi: yenga yen prasava nerathil ungalukku udaviya irukka

Yenga ammavai vara vazhachidattuma…

Kanavan: vayadaana kaalathiley avangalai yen srimam padutharey

Pesama oan thangaiye varavazhachudu.
****** *******

Yen maamiyar mele naan uyiraiye vechurikken theriyuma?

O theriyumey! Avanga onga mela uyiliye vechurukkangaley..

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Kanavan: kobamaga, yen kovaththa thoondade! Yenukkulla

Irukkira mirugathey usuppi vittirade amam!

Manaivi: naan yelikkellam bayapadrava illey

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Yennappa inge neraya ven puraa irukkumnu koottikittu vande

Ingey verum kakka daan irukku?



Venpuradaanda, adikkira veyilley karuthu poyirukku!

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Kanavan: nee yenna vaangara veleyellam t v varaikkum therinjirukku

Manaivi: yenna solringa?

Kanavan:Annikki pepsi ungal choicekku phone panninappo uma yenna sonnannu nee

Venna marandirukkalam ana naan mudiyadu..

Manaivi: vishayathai sollungo..

Kanavan: baathroomley pathu thekkira onga purushaney konjam satham varama

Theiyikka sollungannu avanga sonnangaley..

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Kanavan: Neeyum naanum Switzerland America idellam suthi parkara madiri

Swapnam kanden..

Manaivi: appadiya yendenda yedathukku yellam ponom ?

Kanavan: neeyumdaan vande appuram yenna ketkarey

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Appa vanga oru attam chess aduvom.

Adukkellam bayangara mooley venundaa

Appo ungalukku aada theriyada??

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Ongaappakku yar yar kittey poyi oru kadan kekaradunnu oru vevasthaiye illey

Yen?

ATM min kittey poyi oru 2000 ruva kodunga sambalam vandal vudan thiruppi

Thandudarennu kettaramey.. hahahaha hope u like it...regards Baskar
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PostSubject: Tamil jokes   Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:40 am

*STD kku opposite enna?
No cofee da.

*Eli eppa yannaiyahum?
Pant potta.

*Palvalikku mukiyaman Karanan enna theriyuma?
Pal lu than.

*In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. why?
Because they are lion's club memebers.

*Husband:: Dont go to kitchen with red saree a guy from Spic Jyoti is coming .He may mistook and replace you with the Cylinder.
wife : (Looking angrily)!!!.

*Patient: Neenga oru Pal Doctor a ?
Doctor. Illai Naan Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor .

*Teacher: Kadal arippu erpattal enna pannalam?
student: Sorinju vidalam!!!.

*Pullu sappitta kannu nalla theriyum yen
yenna yendha madavadhu kannadi potturrukka

*neththu busla poyittu irunthappa oruththar shoulderla adichchu Royapetta ya nnaru
nan illa en tholpatta nu sonnen ana yen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala.

*Oru male B oru female B tea kudikuthu appa oru fly vilundhthiruchchu appa male B female B kitta enna solliyirukkum
A B CD E.

( A(calling) B CD (parudee) E (Fly) )

*Oru girl veettukku late aa vara. odane antha ponnu appa yen lattu appadinraru. amma why are you late? annan thum late kya karum(hindi ) akka enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu) what can you infer from this.
Oru ponnu late a vanda naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga. ( girls dont kochchify pazhamozhi is like that what can i do)

*Guess which is the strongest animal in the world....
without any doubt it is moonchooru (one kind of eli(mouse))in which Pillayar is seated

*High Budget films la hero villai na Machine Gun Laser Gun vachchu alipparu. romba Low budget padangalla hero villaina eppidi alipparu?.
Rubber vachchu.

*This is especialy for Kamal Rasiharkal. Kamal meesai illama nadichcha muthal padam ethu.?
Kalththur Kannamma.

*Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna per vaippanga.
Onion Union

*Karunanidhi Loins club president ana Lions club kku nna per vapparu.
Singa sangam.

*A newly mariied girl comming to chennai for the first time. she decided to make Keerai for her husband. and she is going to the market and asked the kadakaramma by taking some keerai in her hand eppadimma Keerai .
she said naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai . ?!?!?!!!

*intha e-commerce e-business e-mail ithukkellam counter technology vantha enna name irukkum?
kosu-commerce kosu-business kosu-mail.

*A First standard boy is sitting in the examination hall to write his first Exam with Question Paper. Suddenly he took off his cloths and began to write only with his underwear. The teacher puzzled of what he is doing and asked why he is doing like that? . The boy showed the Question Paper Explain in brief .
Spice girls ta adutha May onnam thethi indiala vandu padungannu sonna pada mattanga yen?
yenna avangalukku Tamil Theriyathu?
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PostSubject: Re: More Tamil Kadi jokes   Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:46 am

lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Tamil Kadi Jokes   Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:01 am

Quote :
Kanavan: kobamaga, yen kovaththa thoondade! Yenukkulla

Irukkira mirugathey usuppi vittirade amam!

Manaivi: naan yelikkellam bayapadrava illey

Nice............ena elllaaam kadi kadiyaa post pannureenga?

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: More Tamil Kadi jokes   Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:23 pm

chumma than panithuli bro
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PostSubject: Tamil Kadi Jokes   Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:36 pm

Seruppu illamey naama nadakkalam anaa
Naaam illama seruppu nadakka mudiyathu..

Idli mavai vachu idli podalam
Chapathi maavai vachu chapathi podalam
Anal kadalai mavai vaithu kadalai poda mudiyuma

Yennadaan manushanukku veedu vassal kadu karainnu
Yellam irundalum rayilyeranumna platforuthukku vandu
Daan aganum idudaan vazhkai..

Bus stop kittey wait panna bus varum ana
Pull stop kittey wait panna pullu varuma..[ in tamil full in pull]…

Yennadaan ponnunga byke ottinaalum
Hero Honda heroine Honda agidadu
Ade madiri pasanga yennadaan vendaikka saaptalum
Ladies finger gents finger agidadu..

December 31ikkum January 1onnukum oru naaldaan
Vidyasam anaaa January 1ukkum dec 31kkum oru varusham
Vidyasam.

Bus standley bus nikkum
Auto standley auto nikkum
Cycle standley cycle nikkum ana
Kosu vathi standley kosu nikkuma…

Thathuvam:-
Engineering collegeley padicha engineer agalam
Ana presidency collegeley padicha president aga
Mudiyuma?

Autokku autonnu peru irundalum manualaa daan
Drive pannamudiyum..

Thookka marundu saapta thookkam varum ana
Irumal marundu saampta irumal varadu
[Yenna kodumai saar idu..]

Vazhai maram thaar podum anal
Adai vechu road poda mudiyadu..[hello!hello!]

Palvali vanda palley pudungalam
Anal kaal vali vanda kaale pudunga mudiyuma?
Illey thalai vali vanda thalaiye pudunga mudiyuma?
[deyi yengerundu daa kelambiringa]

last bust least:
Sunday annikki sandai poda mudyium ana
Monday annikki mandaiya poda mudiyum
[aiyo aiyo kapathunga]

Bill gates oda paiyana irundalum
Kazhithal kanakku podumpodu
Kadan vaangi thaan aganum..

Kolusu potta satham varum ana
Satham potta kolusu varuma..

Back wheel yevvalavu speeda ponalum
Front wheelai munda mudiyadu.
Idudaaan olagam.

T.Nagar ponal tea vangalam, ana
Virudu nagar pona virudu vaanga mudiyuma..

Yenna daan periya veerana irundalum,
Veyil adicha thiruppi adikka mudiyathu..
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PostSubject: More Tamil Kadi jokes   Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:54 pm

person1: oru erumba “cut” panna enna Aagum.. >> > person2: “cuterumbu” aayidum.... >> > ********** >> >

nabar 1: Enpa ippadi cigarette pudikkara >> > nabar 2: Ippadi than pudikanum, thiruppi pudicha naaku suttudum >> > ******************* >> >

nabar 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum >> > nabar 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhudhu >> > ***************** >> >

nabar 1: yen cigarette pidikkure >> > nabar 2: pidikklaiyanna keela vilundudum ****************** >> >

Non-smoker:I hate Cigarette >> > Smoker :Me too, that is why I am burning it out >> > *******

Person 1 : Unga ponnuku entha vasanai pudikkum ? >> >

Person 2 : Pakkath veetu Srinivasana-i pudikkum >> > ***** >

Person1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ? >> > Person2 : AAN KING (!) >> > ***** >> >

Q:Which Bird can lift heavy things ? >> > A:’Crane’ >> > ***

Q:Which bird can write >> > A:’Pen’guin >> > ******* >> >

Q:Pura(Dove) kittayum, Anil(Squirel) kittaiyaum letter anupicha edhu >> > correcta poi serum? >> > A:Anilthan, yenna adhu kittathan Pin Codu Irukku. >> > *** >> >

A: What is the opposite of MAZHAIMEGAM >> >

B: Mazhai may not come!! (OK Ranga, this one is old...-S) >> > ************* >> Person 1: What’s opposite of Krishnaswamy ? >> > Person 2: Krishna did not see me! (OK Ranga, this one is old...-S).

Person 1: then what’s opposite of

Krishnaveni? >> > Person 2: Theriyalaiyea! >> > Person 1: T.Nagar Bus stand! (He! He! (Krishnaveni theatre is opposite >> > to >> > T.Nagar Bus stand at Madras).

Teacher: What is the opposite of Area? >> > Student: Yeranguya ! .

MAN 1: “Ponnuku enna vaiasu aavarudhu “ ? >> > MAN 2:”Aadi vandha... 16 mudiyum “ >> > MAN 1:”Appo Aaadama vandha ???? “ .

Two College students finish their History exam and walk out of the >> > exam >> > hall.. >> > First Student: Vaa Tea saapadalaam .. >> > Second Student: Ippo Dhaane COPY (...kapi/Coffee..) adicche >>..Yedukkuda >> > Tea .

Customer : Waiter! Yennai-paa saapad-lei oery ambathu-paisa coins-aa >> > iruku?” >>

> Waiter : “saar neenga thaaney meals-il change vennun-nu sonningey !”.

Now from the archives, for folks who have not read these before... >> > >> > > What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi > and communism? >> > > Kaal marks.

How do flies communicate? eee-mail .

What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai? Wire-eriyarthu >> >

What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali? Naak-out .

Deepavalikkum pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam? Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam .aana Pongal > annikku Deppavaliya sapda > mudiyaadhu.

LIC oda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi > yirukkanga.Yaen? >>

Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi. >> > > >> > >

Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan > maelmoochu >> > vangaraan. > Thangachchi? >> > > Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa >> >

Eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku? >> > >

Seththa pudichchu thookki poada. >> > >> > >

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PostSubject: Re: More Tamil Kadi jokes   Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:39 pm

ellam nela iruku nice nice
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PostSubject: Re: More Tamil Kadi jokes   Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:47 am

haha very funny Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: More Tamil Kadi jokes   Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:38 pm

wow i couldnt understand a single word.. so i stoped trying to :p i knw i am lazy. Sleep
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PostSubject: Re: More Tamil Kadi jokes   Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:44 pm

hey maybe the mod here can put all the kadi jokes into one topic.. rather than having 3 or 4 kadi jokes topic. just a thought.
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PostSubject: Re: More Tamil Kadi jokes   Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:16 pm

yeah u r right krisanth. will merge all those topics in one topic! Smile

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PostSubject: Re: More Tamil Kadi jokes   Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:56 pm

in future i will put all da kadi jokes in one topic guyz
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PostSubject: Re: More Tamil Kadi jokes   Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:15 pm

ya it wud b nice4 basker. Too many topics for one subject mak things confuse...

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PostSubject: Re: More Tamil Kadi jokes   Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:32 am

unga jokez ellam romba nalla irukku baskar
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PostSubject: Tamil kadi jokes:   Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:07 pm

Oruvar: punjabley chappathiye yeppadi


Saapiduvanga..


Matravar: suttudaan.


Seekrama oru paper dosai konduvappa


Seekkiramna nethu issue thaan kidaikkum


Paravailliya?


Yen anda aalu sayaram kudichitu


Thalai keezha kaiyale nadandu varaan?


Neraaga nadandu vandal yellam thalai keezha


Theriyudam..


Avaru maadu madiri hotelley ozhacharu


Velaiye vittu thookkittanga..


Yen?


Avaru yeppa paarthalum ausai potti kitte


Irundarrey…


Yedukkuda maligai kanakku laundry kanakku


Yellam oan nottuley ezyudikittu irukkey?


Yenga vadyardan veettukanakkai yezhudi


Vara sonnaru…


Padichchavana irukkey neeye sondama ruva


Nottu adikkalama?


Naan “suyanidhi” kalluriley padichavan sir.


Nayi vyabaram pannineengaley ippo


Vyabaram?


Kaiyai kaditchiruchi..


Neenda naal uyiroda vazha yenna vazhi?


Verenna sagamal iruppadu dan.


Idu yenna thamizh madam ?


Ramba madam!


Appadi orumadam irukka?


Adan thigh madam..

Kadalukku adiyile kosuvey kedaiyadu



Yen theriyuma?


Kadalukku adiyil tortoise irukkilley


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PostSubject: Re: More Tamil Kadi jokes   Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:30 pm

Laughing lol! lol! Good Job
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PostSubject: SMS Kadi Jokes   Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:39 pm

'Hand wash' nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash' nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appa 'brain wash' nna, braina kazhuvaradhaa

Ennathan padipula 100 eduthalum, omlet venumna muttai vangi than aganum...!

Vikkal vantha vikalaam. But nakkal vantha..?

Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum Petrol poda keelathaan varanum

Mechanical Engineer Mechanic Aagalam, Aana Software Engineer Software Aaga Mudiyadhu..

Erumbu ninaicha yar kathai venumnalum kadikalam. Aana yar ninaichalum erumbu kathai kadika mudiyathu..

Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??
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