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PostSubject: Your Wife   Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:39 pm

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I got married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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PostSubject: Re: Your Wife   Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:44 pm

intresting............nice.... Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Your Wife   Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:52 pm

enn sunshine, oru gal a irundu kondu epdi ipdi post panna mudiyudu''' idu drogammmmmmmmmm... alati mayb unka forum id a oru boy hack panitano????
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PostSubject: Re: Your Wife   Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:43 am

hahaha ashwiny akkoi ungaluku ean intha santhakam?

any way sun sis thx becux its intresting n nice

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Your Wife   Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:21 am

Ashwiny ma..its a joke..kekeke..i found it interesting..dats y i posted it..have to be fair to all ma.. lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Your Wife   Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:13 am

sunshine wrote:

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
lol! aha socrates philosohe a vandaduku oru penn tan karanama??? den aval seidadu oru samuga sevai lol!
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