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PostSubject: Thinking ahead   Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:33 pm

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure, Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine officer, here's the owner' card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying b*****d told you I was speeding too.
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PostSubject: Re: Thinking ahead   Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:50 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! Good Job

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PostSubject: Re: Thinking ahead   Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:58 am

wow.............really nice.....i have to remeber these.............appathaan furutila helpfullaa irukkum

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PostSubject: Re: Thinking ahead   Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:15 am

nalla mandela ethi vachukonka..apa than ninaivila irukum lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Thinking ahead   Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:42 am

thamilai eluthivaikanum...............gajini maahti

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PostSubject: Re: Thinking ahead   Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:52 am

ya apdiye oru camera vum kondu thiriunka lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Thinking ahead   Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:15 pm

lol! lol! lol! Good Job
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