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PostSubject: maths questions and answers   Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:21 pm

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...

Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...

Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A high school math problem!

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Q: How does one insult a mathematician?
A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!"

Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiance when he wants to propose?
A: A polynomial ring!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
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PostSubject: Re: maths questions and answers   Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:57 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: maths questions and answers   Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:37 pm

lol! nice one
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PostSubject: Re: maths questions and answers   Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:14 am

lol! lol! lol!

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