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PostSubject: Husband & Wife..   Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:54 am

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage
certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.


Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.


Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.


Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.



Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't
have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.


Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have
married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have
married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"


Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
his parents."

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before
you married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"


Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.


A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or
my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.
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PostSubject: Re: Husband & Wife..   Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:22 am

LOL Very Happy Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Husband & Wife..   Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:12 pm

haha. a big LOL

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


After a quarrel, wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
He replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.


Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late


Married life is frustrating. The first year of marriage, the man speaks And the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen


When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is


A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A billionaire".


Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's


Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished
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PostSubject: Re: Husband & Wife..   Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:50 pm

Adadadadadada vaalka mariage! Enka pa potchu unka positive attidude? cha cha... toooooo bad Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: Husband & Wife..   Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:54 pm

positive attitude ellam iruku.. but facts epadi irukendu solli aganume.. athuku than ithu Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Husband & Wife..   Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:13 am

HAHAHAHA lol lol ...... ithellam theriyaama pochey enaku... knjm avasara pattuten pola irukeyyy...... LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Husband & Wife..   Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:19 am

Sapaaaaaa ! ore comedy lakka lakka lakka !
Natamma theerpa mathi sollu ! :bom:
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PostSubject: Re: Husband & Wife..   Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:53 am

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"

The man said, "No dear."

The women said, "I'm sure you would."

So the man said, "Okay, I would"

Then the women asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."

Then the women asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

And the man replied, "No, she's left handed."
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PostSubject: Re: Husband & Wife..   Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:01 am

intha wife pathi joke eluthurathila apdi enna santhoshamo theriyathu...enimel yaravathu wife eluthanum husband pathi..ithai ipdiye vida kudathu lol3

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PostSubject: Re: Husband & Wife..   Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:45 am

theesha, it s lik in microsoft joke ( "microsoft are teh best") problem neva com from dem, elam gals tan prob endu solli avaikae arudal solikinam!
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