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PostSubject: Marana kadis (deadly jokes)   Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:14 pm

1.Deepavalikkum pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam? ( what is the difference between deepavali and pongal)
Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam aana Pongal annikku Deppavaliy sapda mudiyaadhu. ( we can eat pongal during deepavali but on pongal we can't eat deepavali)

2.LIC oda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga.Yaen? (the 14th floor the famout LIC building in chennai had sandle paste on it, why ? )
Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi.(Because it is mottai (bald) maadi (terrace))

3.Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan melmoochuvangaraan.Thangachchi?
Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa

4.Eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku? (why does a rat have a tail)
Seththa pudichchu thookki poada. (to catch it n throw it away when it dies)

5.What is the opposite of Arvindswamy
Arvind-DID-NOT-SEE-ME

6.LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu? (why cant leo coffee marry)
Yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO coffee (because it is a manamaana (wedded/good smelling) coffee)

7.Mylapore-kkum, Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu win-pannum? (if there is a fight between mylapore and mandaveli, who will win ?)
Mylapore, yenna avangakitta tank irukku. ( mylapore, cos they have a tank)

8.Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?
Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.

9.Yen, cinema theatre-la A-row la irukkara-vangalukku cinema ozhungave theriyalai?
Enna, A-row-kku munnala B-row (Bero) irukku.

10.Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya pora?
Enna,veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.

11.Ramar (the mythological character) sithai-ya thedindu lanka kelambumbodhu kadal-ai thaandarathukku varar. Appo enna achariyam! Kadal avarukku appadiye vazhi vittuduthu.
Yaen?
Enna, Where there is a will, there is a way.

12.Raja Harischandra use panna paste enna?
Promise.

13.Traffic Inspectors enna paste use pannuva?
Signal.

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