A man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time and told the
shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work. On the
way to work in Bus, out of habit he grabbed the umbrella of the woman
sitting next to him, got up and started walking. The woman started yelled,
"Umbrella thief, Umbrella thief."
The embarrassed guy returned the umbrella and apologized, before getting
abused and beaten up by other woman loving passengers.
In the evening he picked up all his umbrellas repaired, put them under his
arms and started walking towards home. Unfortunately the morning lady
returning from work bumped into him.
The lady commented, "Seems, you had a profitable day at work today."
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us!!!