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PostSubject: Truck Driver Joke   Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:42 pm

A young man just had his first customer, which turned out to be a BIG BURLY truck driver.

The young man walked up to the table where the truck driver was sitting and asked; can I take your order sir?

The truck driver replied, sure kid I want three flat tires and two headlights. The young man was very puzzled and said, I beg your pardon? The truck driver said again, look kid; I want three flat tires and two headlights. The young man was still puzzled, but replied; yes sir, whatever. The young man then took the request to his boss who was the head cook.

He told him about the truck driver's order, and that he wanted three flat tires and two headlights, I think he's in the wrong place. The head cook said, I know what he wants, he wants three flap jacks and two eggs sunny side up; the truck driver is just trying to be smart, I know him.

The cook said to the waiter here, take this bowl of beans, give it to him and say this.

The truck driver said, Listen kid, I didn't order this, I said I wanted three flat tires and two headlights.

The waiter replied, Well sir, the head cook said while you wait for your parts, you can gas up!
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PostSubject: small joke   Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:45 pm

A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind :
" If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. "
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while, as he was going to cross the road,
once again the voice shouted :
" Stop ! Stand still ! If you take one more step, a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came screeching around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. " Who are you ? "
" I am your guardian angel, " the voice answered.
" Oh, yeah ? " the man asked : " Then where the hell were you when I got married
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PostSubject: Re: Truck Driver Joke   Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:12 pm

hahaha nice guardian angeluku nala kelvi? but pathila than kanam
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PostSubject: Re: Truck Driver Joke   Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:26 pm

wife pathi solurathuna enna oru santhosham!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Truck Driver Joke   Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:55 pm

lolz he didn t com at dat time, coz mariage is not dangerous. hihi
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