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PostSubject: Sirimao in Heaven   Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:33 am

Mrs. B went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.Peter at Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move. " Oh," said Mrs.B "who's clock is that?"

That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.

" Who's clock is that?"

That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.

" Where is Chandrika's clock?" asks Mrs. B.

"Chandrika's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a table fan."

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PostSubject: Re: Sirimao in Heaven   Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:11 am

hahaha


who knows how fast my clocks move lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Sirimao in Heaven   Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:15 am

unkada clock move panura vegathila rita mathiri suravali vanthalum varum..apdi oru vegam..keep it up lol1

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PostSubject: Re: Sirimao in Heaven   Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:21 am

i know ......isnt that so cooool Very Happy

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