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PostSubject: Q & A Jokes   Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:09 pm

☻Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?


A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?

A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.

☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS?

a. constiPATION.

☻Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?

A. WIDOW

☻Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?

A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.


☻Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?

A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.

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☻Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER?

A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.

☻Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE?

A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.

☻q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?

a. iqbal singh.

☻Q. HOW TO MAKE TTK LAUGH ON SUNDAY?

A. BY TELLING HER A JOKE ON THURSDAY.


☻Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?

A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

☻Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?

A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.

☻Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES?

A. ADIDAS


☻Wot's the best thing about babies ?
MAKING THEM !


☻If i guard you with my life,
Will u be my wife ?


☻Girls are like roads,
More the curves,
More the dangerous they are.


☻Love is Photogenic,
it needs darkness to develop.


☻Messages are given to
Those who are apart
But what shall i give
When you are in my heart.
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PostSubject: Re: Q & A Jokes   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:49 pm

hahaha goodjob

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