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PostSubject: Kids in church   Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:07 am

Good Point...
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class.

"NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!"

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, "NO!"

"Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA be dead!"

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PostSubject: Re: Kids in church   Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:30 am

paravaailai...kids ellam purinchukiddaanga.... lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Kids in church   Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:20 pm

lol! lol!
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