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PostSubject: scientists-story   Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:47 pm

Everyone gravitated toward Newton, but he just kept moving around at a constant velocity and showed no reaction.

Einstein thought it was a relatively good time.

Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing.

Cavendish wasn't invited, but he had the balls to show up anyway.

Cauchy, being the only mathematician there, still managed to integrate well
with everyone.

Thompson enjoyed the plum pudding.

Pauli came late, but was mostly excluded from things, so he split.

Pascal was under too much pressure to enjoy himself.

Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere's opinions on current events.

Hamilton went to the buffet tables exactly once.

Volt thought the social had a lot of potential.

Hilbert was pretty spaced out for most of it.

Heisenberg may or may not have been there.

The Curies were there and just glowed the whole time.

van der Waals forced himeself to mingle.

Wien radiated a colourful personality.

Millikan dropped his Italian oil dressing.

de Broglie mostly just stood in the corner and waved.

Hollerith liked the hole idea.

Stefan and Boltzman got into some hot debates.

Everyone was attracted to Tesla's magnetic personality.

Compton was a little scatter-brained at times.

Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache.

Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker.

Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute.

Faraday had quite a capacity for food.

Oppenheimer got bombed.

From: "PAUL ROBERT VARLEY"

Crick and Watson wound everyone up
Pascal and Pythagoras both got caught up in a love triangle
Planck's attitude was constant
Nobel said that the party went with a bang.
Edison lit the party up
Brunel beat everyone at bridge

From: "Randall D. Wald"

Boyle read the paper, but worried the party would be too base for his
tastes.
Einstein said he would go if there was no dice-playing.
Socrates questioned whether he would be able to attend.
Hawking said he could if it were in his light-cone.
Murphy said that something would probably go wrong anyway.
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