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PostSubject: We Microsoft are the best !   Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:05 am

Q: How many Microsoft testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.

Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle...

Q: How many Microsoft managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.

Q: How many Microsoft support technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Ok. Now, exactly how dark is it? Ok, there could be four or five things wrong ... have you tried the light switch?

Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet.

Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

Q: How many Microsoft developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light bulb works fine on the system in my office ...

Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but he'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy for him as it would be for a Macintosh user.

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new industry standard.
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PostSubject: Re: We Microsoft are the best !   Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:55 am

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
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PostSubject: Re: We Microsoft are the best !   Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:09 am

I don't think this is a joke anyways....

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PostSubject: Re: We Microsoft are the best !   Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:40 am

sapaa ivlo per a light bulb a maturatuku? nanae seidutu porren heh1

but computer visiyatilum ipdi solla mudinchal, evilo nalla irukum hihi
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